The headline read:
When 66-year-old man loses playfulness, even in old age ...
Why prohibit entry p. Xyzzy to the supermarket? The report says that the following list of offenses captured by security cameras did not help, and the challenges and admonition SBS employees responded p. Xyzzy words:
"If there's my wife buys and forcing me to be here as well, so I'm here two hours terribly bored!"
Over the past six months it had been caught in this activity:
January 8 - took off the shelf 25 packs of condoms and randomly put them into shopping carts to other buyers, they were looking at him ...
January 16 - set all the alarm clocks in the housewares department to ring one after the other at 5 minute intervals ...
February 2 - tomato juice made long, thin line on the floor toward the ladies toilets ...
February 19 - approached prodavačkám various departments. and official tone told them: "Code 3" and watched the panicked saleswoman ...
March 2 - came to the counter services to customers on request and insisted that he could buy a box of bonbons on a semiannual installments ...
March 21 - shifted signs "Caution Wet Floor" in the section of the supermarket, where they were carpets on the floor ...
April 5 - whenever it any employee asked if he needed help, so he wept loudly and shouted: "Why do people let alone ?!"
April 24 - found a security camera mounted below and get up close to her, stared, then tinkered with nose or match his teeth ...
May 2 - at the counter with sporting arms salesman asked if he knew where he could buy anti-depressant tablets if they decide to buy a gun ...
May 18 - hid among racks of clothing and people who talked about the goods and discovered him, shouting, "Buy me! Today I discount!"
June 4 - whenever there was a message from the speakers, squatted and huddled. Also, when it shouted "No! No! Not again voices!"
June 28 - entered multiple times into a fitting room, pulled the curtain, waited a moment and began shouting: "Hey! There's no toilet paper, bring me someone !!"
July 7 - in the department. Bicycle picked off the shelf rubber horn and scare unsuspecting buyers when they suddenly sounded behind him ...
July 27 - randomly picked people some goods from the shopping cart and saying, "That was the last item on the menu and I do it this very need." Hurried toward the checkout. There, he still managed to get a clerk asks if they take the card and then offered her a ball ten ....
So this is the age of the truc ..
Source: Post editorial